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I SHIP IT. PETER/DEUCALION FTW
Neat moment at the Webbys last night. Fresh off the $1.1 billion sale of his company, David Karp was there with his mother, Barbara. Though I’d never met her before, Barbara came over to my seat and gave me the world’s biggest hug. She kept saying: “I am so, so proud of you.”
I said to David: “Your mom just made me feel like the most special guy in the world.”
He said: “That’s how she’s made me feel my whole life.”
Hey tumblr, my friend and I made you a thing. :3
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.
holy shit that’s really rad
WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT
Introducing, pocket penguin! Everyone should have a pocket penguin. ^u^
I NEED one.
TAYLOR YOU BETTER BE GETTING ME THIS
hello please do this: drink a big glass of water and think about how important you are to the people in your life and then think about how in the years to come, you will meet many more people and you will become important to many more people. try to feel warm. then go to sleep. good night
Thanks, but now I have to pee.
That’s part of “try to feel warm”
I still can’t get over this
hello please do this: drink a big glass of water and think about how important you are to the people in your life and then think about how in the years to come, you will meet many more people and you will become important to many more people. try to feel warm. then go to sleep. good night
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
oh my god gordon ramsay just burnt toast. its like hes an actual human now
I am in culinary school and I have been making this wrong my whole life.
(Source: cu-tt-er)
Mother fucking werewolves